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--AutoPatcher XP v 4.5 Gold: April/Mid-May '04 Update--

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How often do you install Windows XP?  PC Crashes, Viruses, or even fixing
other peoples systems... most people install XP regularly, whether they
want to or not.  After awhile, you get sick of going to Windows Update and
continuously downloading patch after patch, update after update.  Well, we
have just the thing for you.  After many weeks and releases, the AutoPatcher
XP 4.2 release is out.  I must insist you already install Service Pack 1 (or 1a)
before you run this updater (I mean, why would you run it otherwise, if not to
patch it fully?).  You can either snag it from Windows Update, or you can get
the full network install of SP1a here: 

http://download.microsoft.com/download/5/4/f/54f8bcf8-bb4d-4613-8ee7-
db69d01735ed/xpsp1a_en_x86.exe

Be warned, it's a 125.09 MB download, so hopefully you have DSL or Cable
or the like.  Then again... this patcher was a 240+ MB download itself, so if
you managed to get this, I'm sure that'll be no problem for you. 

NOTE:  If you try to install this on a Non-SP1 machine it will give you a
warning, if you continue to run it, I can't say for sure what will happen to your
OS, so I don't suggest it.

Tip for Advanced Users:  Once you download both SP1a and the
AutoPatcher, burn them both to a disk and then you can update any system
anywhere!

This patch takes anywhere from 10 - 120 minutes to install, depending on the
speed of your system, and of course, what updates you've chosen to install. 
Don't kid yourself, if you're running a Pentium II 400 with 256 MB of PC100
RAM, it's not gonna finish for awhile.  And if you're running an Athlon XP 3200
with 2 GB of PC3500 RAM, don't expect this to take too long.  Either way. it's
not going to be any longer than sitting through Windows Update, and some
of these patches aren't even ON Windows Update.

Anywho, here is what is in this release of AutoPatcher XP:

** 41 Windows XP Pre-Service Pack 2 Critical Updates
** 31 Windows XP Pre-Service Pack 2 Recommended Updates
** 07 Internet Explorer Updates
** 03 Outlook Express Updates
** Bootvis Tool (version 1.3.37)
** Euro Conversion Tool
** MSN Messenger 6.2.0133 w/ Option to uninstall Windows Messenger 4.7
** Windows Messenger 5.0.0482 (if you chose not to install MSN Messenger)
** Microsoft Virtual Machine w/ 2 Updates
** Sun Java 1.4.2_04 (for those running SP1a or SP1)
** Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer 1.2
** Microsoft Data Access Components 2.8 w/ 1 Update
** Microsoft DirectX 9.0b w/ 1 Update & Optional Control Panel Shortcut
** Microsoft Jet 4.0 Service Pack 8
** Microsoft Jet 4.0 Service Pack 8 Replication Update
** Microsoft .NET Framework 1.1 w/ 1 Update
** Microsoft SharePoint Migration Tool
** Microsoft Windows Journal Viewer
** Windows XP PowerToys (including 8 Bonus Powertoys)
** Microsoft XML 3.0 SP4
** Microsoft XML 4.0 SP2
** Windows Media Player 9 w/ Update to Build 3128 & 8 other Updates &
Enhancements
** Windows Movie Maker 2.0
** Windows Rights Management Client 1.0
** 3D Windows XP ScreenSaver
** Adaptec ASPI Layer for Windows XP
** Bliss Screensaver
** Microsoft American Flag ScreenSaver
** Device Manager Shortcut to All Programs Menu
** Desktop Icon Restore Tool
** Windows Media Player Classic version 6.4.8.2
** Microsoft Virtual CD Tool
** Google Toolbar
** Ink Redist
** PortReporter Tool
** Euro Fonts Update
** Hive Cleanup tool
** Ability to remove ASP.Net Uset Account
** Ability to remove all Windows XP ScreenSavers
** Ability to remove all Win9x based Wallpapers
** Ability to remove all Windows XP Wallpapers
** IE Spy-Ad
** Optional Internet Explorer Spellcheck tool
** System Uptime Tool
** Macromedia Flash Player
** Macromedia Shockwave Player
** MSN Plus 2.5.4
** Neowin Screensaver (XP logon Hack)
** Microsoft NZ Bliss Wallpaper
** Option to replace update 8-Bit Shutdown and Logoff Icons on Windows Classic
Theme
** Startup Monitor
** Startup CPL
** UxTheme.dll Patcher (so you can use custom themes)
** 60 Registry Tweaks
** And Much More!!

So there's a Grand Total of 200+ updates, upgrades, and bonus features for
you boys and girls to enjoy!
If you would like a specific list, please view the Documentation files included.

As I said above (though some of you may have just skipped it cause you
don't like to read... you know who you are), before you run this, you *MUST*
install Windows XP Service Pack 1 or 1a.

When it comes to running the AutoPatcher, just run the "AutoPatcher Menu.
exe" file that appears outside the main folder (AutoPatcher XP) when you
extract the files.  It's a menu (can also be used as an AutoRun, if you notice,
an autorun.inf is extracted out as well), and follow the instructions.  From this
menu you can view the change log, readme, browse the files, or run the
program.

Once you choose to run the AutoPatcher, it's pretty simple.  Check the boxes
you want to install... don't check the boxes you *don't* want to install.

***  Be forewarned... upon running this Auto-Patcher should your computer
become unstable, kill your dog, sleep with your girlfriend, start stealing your
clothes, or behave odd in any other fashion... I warned you and can't be held
liable (neither can Microsoft, sorry to kill your "Get Rick Quick" scheme)! 
And yes, in case you were wondering... this was the warning.  We've spent
many days and nights Beta Testing this, and as of now it causes no issues on
any of our machines, but I don't know you or what yours has... so there.  ***